Monday, June 29, 2009

Wedding White-Out

Congratulations to reality starlet Kendra Wilkinson, who tied the knot on Saturday at the Playboy Mansion. 

This means Bunnies as bridesmaids. Hef playing host. And a pregnant bride who's launching her own line of stripper poles

All this I can abide, honestly. 

My issue is that the groom looks like an ice cream man. 

His blindingly white shirt, tie, suit, vest and shoes were probably inspired by Diddy's famous White Party. Alas, this outfit only evokes the softer side of Sears. 

Technically, Kendra's poufy white dress qualifies as formalwear, which means he really should have been in a tux. 

I'd recommend an old-fashioned white dinner jacket, which would have looked a million times better in the pictures. 

Anybody else craving one of those red, white, and blue popsicles?

4 comments:

km said...

hahaha that suit is ridiculus!

Lisabeth said...

Wow, she is really a piece of work. Great post!

Legallyblondemel said...

Ha - I can hear the tinkly ice cream man music in the background!

Was just reading this wedding coverage over on People.com & got seriously worried when I spotted the all-white bit. Looks as questionable as it sounded, apparently.

Belle on Heels said...

i want to carry one of those popsicles around all weekend. perfect accessory for the 4th. until my teeth turn blue. cute.